GRO - Rocks glass

Poker Face. Hippo Mode. 🦛♠️

When the stakes are high and the chips are stacked, only the sharpest survive. Meet the GRO hippo — calm, calculated, and always holding aces. Inspired by late-night poker games and fearless bluffs, this glass captures the spirit of the table: unwavering focus and beast-level patience.

Perfect for sipping whiskey while plotting your next move or just looking unreasonably cool in your kitchen.

Warning: May increase your bluff success rate by 12%

Story behind the design:
GRO isn’t just a look. It’s a mindset. You’re not just drinking — you’re holding two aces under pressure, reading the room, and staying unreadable. Whether you're watching the final table or hosting poker night, this glass says: “Yes, I’m that guy.”
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Product description:
Keep it classy with this elegant rocks glass. Ideal for whiskey and cocktail lovers, it features a classic style and is made from sturdy, quality glass.

• Glass material
• Volume: 10.5 oz. (311 ml)
• Height: 3.4″ (8.64 cm)
• Diameter: 3.2″ (8.13 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the United States

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.